Guest Lectures:
Prof. Coopsweb - Guest Lecturer

1) Door Holding for Beginners - Wedge yourself in the Train Doors so your drunken mate can catch the train, while delaying everyone else.
2) Advanced Vehicle Vomiting - Learn to spew partially digested alcohol all over the carriage.
3) Flushing 101 - Pulling the Emergency cord in the toilet because the flush button is normally red and says 'Emergency'??!??
4) Optional Drama Module - Pretend to throw/push your mate infront of the train as it hurtles through the station at 100mph.
5) Advanced Drama Module - Stand on the platform and tap your wristwatch and glare at the driver as the train arrives 30 seconds late. - Train Drivers LOVE that one.

All lectures will include mandatory Verbal Abuse course elements, including topics such as "I pay your wages" - "The Driver is a c*nt" and the ever popular "Yes, I've had alot to drink, but why didn't you wake me up at MY stop".

I hate commuters.
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 12:45, Reply)