I can't even shave
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Good.
Can you wank?
( Cawl, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:09, Reply)

nope

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:09, Reply)

everyone asks me that

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Is that why you're so angry?
Or is it pent-up sexual aggression?
( Cawl, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:11, Reply)

did you break your shoulder
in a wanking related incident?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:10, Reply)

no I was saving children from a burning well.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:11, Reply)

rn +mm
( Cawl, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:13, Reply)

whilst wanking
YOU DISGUST ME
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:14, Reply)

I'm upset that he has
A "Bumming Well" in his garden.

His protests of "It was there when I moved in, it'd be rude not to use it, it's like having a bbq pit already there and not taking advantage" quite frankly upset me.
( Cawl, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:16, Reply)

so that's why
the neighbours reported screams of

it puts the lotion in the basket!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:17, Reply)

was it so you could devour them?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:20, Reply)