My friend is giving a lecture in October called: Tales of Vampires and the Undead
Synpopsis: this lecture will look at tales of vampires and the undead with special reference to Central and Eastern Europe and some orthodox funeral customs used to placate and hopefully prevent their return as revenants to the world of the living. Participants are advised to bring garlic!

I will attend so that we will know how deal with Kaol, once and for all.
( thealternativefact, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:37, 20 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

There's another lecture in December:
The Right to Obscene Thoughts: this lecture discusses how genuine freedom must include all manner of thought, including the irrational, the bad, and the obscene, and how the recent new offence of possessing extreme pornography has breached this principle.

Given by Dr althegeordie I presume, the dirty bastard.
( thealternativefact, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:40, Reply)

both of these sound interesting
sometimes I wish I lived in that London
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:41, Reply)

We're glad you don't.

( Cawl, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:42, Reply)

that's because you fancy me
and wouldn't be able to control your base urges
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:45, Reply)

:(
This is a terrible thought.
( Cawl, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Hmmm...I quite like it.

( thealternativefact, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:48, Reply)

you would
deviant.

the thought of two tall, strapping young men engaged in unholy acts fills you with overwhelming lust.

I bet you are sliding off your chair
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:49, Reply)

*fizzes*

( thealternativefact, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:53, Reply)

NEVER!
Who is this friend?
And where do they live?
( Cawl, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:42, Reply)

She is a lecturer in Eastern European history.
Particularly Romania and Vlad Tepes.
She lives in London.
She's on to you, Vampo Boy.
( thealternativefact, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Can you organise coffee,
Soon?
( Cawl, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!
I'm not sure - she's probably away on research leave outside your house.
( thealternativefact, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Just send me her address.
I need to see her.
Urgently.
BEFORE she gives the talk.
( Cawl, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Oh yeh, like I'm going to do that.
Get back into the shade, you.
( thealternativefact, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:54, Reply)

You saw me in THE SUN
On Saturday.
( Cawl, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:54, Reply)

I know.
I do wish you could be in a more upmarket newspaper, but I guess you do live in Essex...
( thealternativefact, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:59, Reply)

SHUT YERRR FACKIN' MAAAAAF!

( Cawl, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 16:59, Reply)

:D
I'm off to the pub - WOO HOO!
( thealternativefact, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Oh FINE.
I'm going to see Little Tom, I think :D
( Cawl, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 17:02, Reply)

do you keep your penis away from your body?
far enough that you have to go to see it?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 17:35, Reply)