'morning
The Crow
says "Hello!
How does it go?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:49, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Morning.
Topic for you today, how are you different from "The Dirty Weeker"?
In my mind you're the same person.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:57, Reply)

His cock is smaller than mine
Of that I am sure.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:06, Reply)

I think you should both perform
An Online Task, to see who is better.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:09, Reply)

what task did you have in mind?
online rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:22, Reply)

I should emphasise
That the Dirty Weeker makes no claim to be a crow. He is therefore missing out on some deeply important aspect of life which I have yet to ascertain.

Edit: In fact, he flatly denies it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:33, Reply)