Gotta love office-wide emails.
Dear All

Will whoever has removed the inflatable palm tree from the cupboard by reception please return it, as it is being used in an incentive scheme.

Thank you and kind regards

Management
( Maladicta, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 14:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

we got an email the other day basically saying that Christmas is cancelled
it's like we are being run by Cromwell!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Or overzealous parents!
Our boss is nagging us all to sign up for the office Christmas party so our department is represented by more than, well, him.
( Maladicta, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 14:34, Reply)

the following came as NO surprise
It has just been discovered that the air conditioning system has been pumping out hot air instead of cold for the past two weeks while ***** has been off. Nobody is allowed to touch the air conditioning system with the exception of ***** and ******** so that this doesn't happen again.


I can't emphasis the word CUNTS enough
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 14:48, Reply)