I dressed as an angler - dull, but my ex was dressed as a large
goldfish.
I made the outfit from an old orange curtain and a giant fuck off paper mache head which was a joy to behold. He had to drink beer through a straw.
Won the competition.

A mate of mine many years ago dressed as a vicar and managed to persuade some girls to come along to his service at the local church the following day. He told them he was working with the probation service and we were all his charges going out dressed up (I was dressed as a schoolgirl with a wooden ruler...) to collect funds for our rehabilitation.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 10:48, Reply)