Oh shit - I forgot about that
Hold on...will edit.
( thealternativefact, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:33, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Good work.

( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:35, Reply)

Oh!
Edmund! Need I say more?
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:36, Reply)

Yes.

(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:56, Reply)

How's your
North-Pole-Cock-Gazzing-Jet-Pilot-Knee-Injury?
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:01, Reply)

Turns out you don't need to use your knee to fly a fighter jet,
so I just flew to the North Pole and back - bit of a cop-out, I know, but needs must. I'll be going on a pogo stick once the knee's better to make up for it. As for the cock-gazzing, check your inbox my dear.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:05, Reply)

Sorry, too many words. Medication must be kicking in
I just read that as 'I am Edmund and I am a massive cockpope'
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:07, Reply)

am have a
+and am likely to be made the next

Catholics love a pilot.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:10, Reply)

JESUS IS MY WING COMMANDER

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:12, Reply)

I have also been approached by the Mormons, who approve of my stance on multiple marriages.
I shall unite the Christian faiths.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:15, Reply)

You'll never get the catholics
They're staunch ardent haters of your kind. Motivated by jealousy that someone else is getting laid by not just one uggo.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:18, Reply)

I already have a Pope's hat, you know.
Would you like to see a picture?
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Why would you want to be King of Wales
when a Prince is the highest royal there?
You would be an anomaly.
( thealternativefact, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:37, Reply)

That's how I live my life.
Anomalously.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:38, Reply)