I inherited a cavalry sword and an air rifle
when I say "inherited", I mean "took before my idiot relatives could get their grubby little mits on them".

Does owning a sword and a rifle make me feel like a big man. Yes. Yes it does.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 10:12, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That's the best kind of
"method of inheritance".

I got a green Fedora and a Nazi fencing-sword that way.
( Cawl, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Nazi fencing sword, eh?
Ever seen those SS ceremonial ones? They're beautiful (in a non-PC way).
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 10:18, Reply)

It's not pretty at all, this one,
It's a Glockenschläger, one of the ones used for getting duelling scars by German officers.
( Cawl, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 10:21, Reply)

the name alone
is FUCKING COOL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 10:28, Reply)