my lesbian friends are all very attractive and sweet and fun
it's very alluring until you penetrate the circle and you realise just how catty and dramatic they can be

'they' being my lesbian friends, not all lesbians
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

"penetrate the circle"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:03, Reply)

*gives the two finger salute*

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:06, Reply)

*pictures the bit in Chasing Amy when annoying blonde bint stuffs her hand through a circle of her fingers and then waves*
*faints*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:10, Reply)

BOOOM
Threadshot.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Is a threadshot the same as a cumshot?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:15, Reply)

eight roper
*skeet skeet*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:28, Reply)

You can tell you're a writer Kristine
You painted such a vivid picture that there can now be no doubt as to what a threadshot is.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:30, Reply)

what picture is that?
your opaque seed shooting and dripping through your fingers as your body convulses leaving you breathless, boneless and writhing in pure ectasy as you cry out "Threadshot!"
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:37, Reply)

I liked that far too much
I'll picture someone else's 'seed' if you don't mind though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Sure. I know I did
*sweats*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:41, Reply)

I'm 'glowing' a bit myself
If the rest of your writing is that dirty I want to see it!

OT IS PURE FILTH THIS AFTERNOON!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:44, Reply)

Ohhh I'm actually working on something right now, as we SPEEK

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Share the wealth

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:50, Reply)

it's not done

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:51, Reply)

There's a word for girls like you

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:53, Reply)

what's that then?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:55, Reply)

'Writer'
:-)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:57, Reply)

here, have a bit
"Keep teasing me like this and I'm going to," I broke off as her hair fanned across my cock. I groaned as the brush touched the base of my shaft. My breath left me in a 'whoosh' as she used the smallest brush in her kit to accentuate the rolling waves she had painted on my abdomen.

by Kristine, aged old
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Well don't forget,
when it's finished.
Painting waves, wtf, but I trust it'll be good.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:59, Reply)

wtf indeed
there is no sex in it
yet
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Go on then
crack on
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:03, Reply)

he loomed over her ominously as he trust his hefty shaft into her quim, she squealed in delight
he grunted and growled, thrusting his tongue into her ear before asking "You like that, bitch?"
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Haha fuck off!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Her honey soaked sex clentched at his length, pulling him over the edge into his own orgasm
she sighed, contented, happy she knew how to fake an orgasm so he would finally get the fuck off so she could go home
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:19, Reply)

or go to sleep
or to the bathroom to finish herself off
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:20, Reply)

or to her next lover who is more adept at pleasing her

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:23, Reply)

i love it when that happens

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:25, Reply)

yooooooooouuuuuuuus a hoooooooooooooo
yoooooooouuuuuuus a hooooooooooooooo
yoooooooouuuuuuuuusssss a hooooooooooooo
I said dat yous a hooooooooooooooo
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:26, Reply)

"It's a hoe-down"
"I'm down, but I'm not a ho"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:27, Reply)