And Weird Sue will say "what's the awful smell?"
and you will say "I'm making a big pan of scouse for everyone."
And Weird Sue will say "Ew, count me out."
But then you will return from a night out to find that Weird Sue has eaten the last three portions of scouse AND the crusty loaf.
You will see this as the last straw and transfer to a home university.
*flashbacks*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:13, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Sounds like fun*
*annoying
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:18, Reply)

She was annoying
She used to get all clammy and dizzy and ask if she could get in the bottom of my bed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:20, Reply)

She sounds like an attention seeking twat
which in all fairness, is most students
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Don't.
I have to deal with all the Freshers soon...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Oh to be young again
and a woman
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:30, Reply)

I'm not going to cougar the freshers this year
I haven't for quite some time. My friends' brothers are more discreet.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 16:32, Reply)