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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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my parents went to orkney for a week in july and had no rain at all until they returned to the mainland. however, they did manage, whilst there to
1. both get some bad gut upset
2. have to have one of our dogs put down
3. mum was attacked by a scallop
4. dad broke a tooth
5. one of the other dogs badly injured his paw, so they had to go the vet, again.
6. puncture a tyre
and 7. go down with a cold on the last day
so I concluded from this that Scotland without rain is cursed. Cursed, I tell you!
( , Fri 4 Sep 2009, 9:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

a live scallop clamped itself on her finger whilst she was trying to prepare it for dinner. she was actually quite badly bruised by it! still hilarious though!
( , Fri 4 Sep 2009, 9:12, Reply)
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