I'll only be gentle if you'll put a jammy finger in my arse and sing 'Happy Ending' by Mika when I come.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:41, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

would you prefer
a cucumber as I've got small fingers & they might not be enough for you - plus Mika isn't my sort of music but I am sure I could manage a reasonable Too Drunk To Fuck by The Dead Kennedys if you like.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:54, Reply)

It's Mika or no dice.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 9:59, Reply)

You can take your pick from the entire Wurzels back catalogue - will that do instead?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:10, Reply)

No dice.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:25, Reply)