ugh - memories....
My old pal Jethro went on a ski trip to Italy, by coach, with a carrier bag of jelly-type sweets. He ate them all throughout the journey - the coach lavatory was broken. When he arrived at his destination he curled one out that was without doubt 50cm long. Sadly I know this because he produced an enlarged black and white photo of the behemoth. It came out of the U bend, went at least twice round the bowl and stuck upright about 15-20cm into the air. Think a thin forearm rising from the pan.

Some things you can't un-see....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 17:29, Reply)