Haha
I very nearly got my head kicked in because of someone leaving their trolley leaning up against my brand new car a few years ago. I marched across the car park and flung the trolley back at them shouting all manner of hate-fulled madness, then I noticed her husband, he looked rather rough, then I looked at the woman, she looked rather rough as did their car, so I ran just in case they killed me or drove into me! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:38, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

supermarket car park snitch
the other week i rolled into a parent and child space, my daughter was somewhat obscured in the back seat and was not visible from outside the car. i glance over to see some fat old cunt muttering to the car park attendant and pointing in my direction. the equally rotund attendant then made towards me, obviously ready to pile on the smug about not using those spaces.

I unfolded myself from the car and opened the back door for my daughter, the sight of her sent the scrote scurrying back to his wanking hole beside the fat old snitch bitch. I marched over to them and asked them 'if there was a problem' to which they muttered and pretended i wasn't there.

Just as well, as i was ready for a full scale bickerfest. But settled for an all day breakfast in the cafe instead.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:49, Reply)

I parked in one once and
got tutted by a lady, I asked if she had a problem and she said 'well you're clearly not supposed to park here, you don't have a child with you' to which I replied 'How dare you, I'm pregnant' and then ran away. Mwahahaha, yes I am childish.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:54, Reply)