Rude
queue jumping shitflickers in pubs. they know FINE WELL you were there before them, and when the under pressure bar-keep mistakely goes to serve them first, they whip into action and order up. cheeky CUNTS

but not yesterday, oh no.....i cut this stupid bitch off in mid sentence as she attempted to place an order for a fucking gristle burger or whatever the fuck she was desperate to shove down her piehole. I stepped in and reminded them all that i was there first, as nicely as was possible under the circumstances.

i was waiting on some back chat so i could have launched into a barely civilised tirade against her inability to queue fairly. Fortunately for her she sensed my murderous rage and didn't breathe till i was gone.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

say what you like about this country
going to hell in a handcart. As long as there are fine men and women upholding the fine British tradition of fair queueing, I'll happy call this place home.
( djtrialprice, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:50, Reply)