yeah well duh I know it's non-alcoholic I live here innit
and yeah I'm going to fucking get the strongbow

and probably another kind

whatever it is that they have
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 22:18, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well I just thought, y'know....
Being a kind chap etc., I ought to warn you.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 22:22, Reply)

how very lovely of you

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 22:24, Reply)

Yes
The Disappointed - shepherding unhardy souls through uncharted territory on the internetty since a long time ago.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Please don't get Strongbow.
It really is the worst loose stool water.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 11 Sep 2009, 22:42, Reply)

Poor Kristine has to live in America
And may not have much choice in the matter.

Lets face it - Strongbow v Miller Lite....

Must I continue?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 22:49, Reply)

This is a fair point.
When Strongbow is the only option the I guess it'll do.
Guess I shouldn't be to snobby, I used to drink K.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 11 Sep 2009, 22:51, Reply)

Oh Blimey
I remember that stuff.

Came in a black bottle, didn't it?

One of my mates used to scoff it all the time.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 22:58, Reply)

It was in a black bottle
sometimes they had special editions which were in other colours.

My friends brother used to work in the factory, which was in Somerset. Still I used to drink it because it was cheap and I didn't like beer then.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 11 Sep 2009, 23:02, Reply)

I'm glad you said black bottle
Because I'm regressing twenty years or so here, and my memories of buying stoopid black bottles with a big red K on them, in sweaty bars thumping with the sound of Go West, Hue and Cry and our local heroes - It Bites - aren't too false after all.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 23:17, Reply)

UGH
Miller lite is the fucking nastiest shit EVER
I'm Bud Light all the way baby

sad but true
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 23:17, Reply)

"Lager Lite" can GTF away from me ;)

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 12 Sep 2009, 9:05, Reply)