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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
I mean, what the fuck?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:01,
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16 years ago)
That one at least makes sense though
It's better to have one bird than the chance of getting two, because you might end up with none.
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chart cat has an itch, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:03,
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But I don't want any birds.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:05,
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In that case
chuck away the bird in your hands. Simple!
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chart cat has an itch, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:23,
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Should I put it in the bush?
This is all very confusing.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:35,
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Rub it on the bush
Yeah, like that. Mmmm... faster... ...
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chart cat has an itch, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 11:39,
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