I was always a big fan of:
My old man's a dustman
'E wears a dustman's 'at
'E went rahnd the corner
To watch a football match

Fatty passed to Skinny
Skinny passed it back
Fatty done a rotten shot
An' knocked the goalie flat!

Where was the goalie when the ball was in the net?
'E was 'alf way rahnd the goalpost
Wiv 'is knickers rahnd is 'ead
They laid 'im on a stretcher
They laid 'im on a bed
They wiped 'is bum wiv a can a' Pedigree Chum
An' this is wot e said

O Old King Cole
Was a merry old soul
And a merry old soul was he
He cried for a light in the middle of the night
To go to the WC
The WC was occupied
And so was the kitchen sink
It had to be done, it had to be done
So out the window flung his bum
Farmer White came walking by
Heard a rumbling from the sky
He looked up
It came down
Now he's known as Farmer Brown!

OK, this may be an amalgamation of a few songs, to be honest. But it kept us entertained. And don't even get me started on Three Dirty Germans
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 14:12, Reply)