I've never done this, though I've been tempted to
you need to find better things to do with your time, like fishing, or masturbation
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:29, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

The great thing about fishing and masturbation
is they needn't be mutually exclusive.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:30, Reply)

That depends on the size of your rod

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Fnar fnar
But think about it - if you're crap at fishing, that gives you plenty of hours with your rod in the water, waiting for a nibble. You might as well settle in with some photos of your mum and crack a few out.

Or, if you're good at fishing, you can build up a nice head of steam and just attach the rod to your...um...rod, so that the fish can tug on it and finish you off.

Anyone else like the idea of being wanked by a fish?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:32, Reply)

They have teeth

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:33, Reply)

So my dick's got to fit

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:33, Reply)

I hear lampreys have a powerful suck on them

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Owies

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:41, Reply)

I've done it many a time
but all it earned me was freezer burn and a lifetime ban from Morrisons
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Pescatarian Necrophilia?
_{I'm just trying to make it sound classy...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:41, Reply)

I'm going to ask for my job title to be changed to that

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:45, Reply)

I masturbate enough
but I would like to go fishing again.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Enough is never enough
MOAR
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:32, Reply)

*books fishing lessons*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:36, Reply)