Ha!
Brilliant. I'd be tempted to phone up MTV and just ask them to stop Zane Lowe talking for good.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:31, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

^This is a good idea
but the same goes for Alex Zane
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Perhaps we should propose that MTV
do a cleverly-named merger called "Alex Zane Lowe."

This hideous gestalt could result from a team of butchersb3tans with knives chopping these sufferers of verbal diarrhoea into their component parts and stitching them into some hideous entity that could just wave its many arms and point at the music videos as they came on.

It would have no larynx.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:35, Reply)

I'll get on the blower
and see if that security guard still works there. I reckon he'd a be a useful accessory.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:39, Reply)

I misread that as "Alex Zane Love"
and started to imagine myself raping his face til he suffocated on cock and custard.

Not that I'd do that or anything
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:39, Reply)