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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I wish I could say that I was an attractive womanand was simply masquerading as a sweaty lummox on the interweb for the fun of winding people up.
I wish.
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
*adjusts tie*Well, hello there you gorgeous young thing
*brushes dust off your shoulders and begins stroking your hair neck and face*
*raises eyebrow*
How about it?
*extends crotch*
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 11:58,
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Sometimes my Mrs has a stubbly snatchso when I'm going down on her I have to pretend I'm snogging my step dad.
Blech
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 12:04,
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