Poetry
Just had a mail with examples of two line poems where the first line is quite romantic but the second line kicks the ring out of it. The lines must rhyme.My example:

If I were to lose you, life would really suck,
Unlike you, bitch, you ungrateful fuck.

Any contributions?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 26 Sep 2009, 12:16, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I love to look into your eyes
while fucking your ring, and eating pies
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Porkylips is alright
Fuck that, he's completely shite
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 19:29, Reply)

Yes!
I smiled at this one.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 26 Sep 2009, 21:41, Reply)

A bouquet of roses, tulips and hollyhocks
Now will you let me spluff in your dirtbox?
( Maladicta, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 23:21, Reply)