I know nothing of Pokemon or Top Trumps
and I'm quite happy I'm not on that list
*gives bert a wet willy*
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 15:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'll give you a wet willy
*licks*
*wipes*

EDIT en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Trumps
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 15:08, Reply)

do you honestly think I'm going to read that?
I'm not going to fucking read that
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 15:19, Reply)

It's just a card game
you read a statistic on your card and the other person has to say the score on theirs, whoever has the highest score wins the other person's card.

I can't believe you don't get Top Trumps in America, what the hell do your children do all day? -besides shoot their classmates, obviously
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 15:23, Reply)

we probably do but it's so lame I'd never play it
we'd do things like have tea parties, climb trees, play hide and go seek, shoot eachother with bb guns
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Wow
although we're seperated by a mighty watery expanse, our cultures are very similar. We should form a treaty or something, and we'll help you out from time to time, invade countries for oil right by your side, and in return you could give us films like 'The Break-up' with Vince Vaughan and Jennifer Aniston.

It'll be marvellous
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 15:33, Reply)

but thats a shit movie
as is jennifer aniston and vince vaughan

don't you want something worth while?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 15:40, Reply)

yeah, like Pearl Harbour

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Ha!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:12, Reply)