Poland to Germany 2 years ago...
5 km past the border we got pulled by the fuzz.
they were ever so polite and emptied the car of it's contents in about 3 minutes. they were looking for fags and currency.
obviously they found none.
however i had €30 of green in my boot so i was shitting myself a wee bit. i was also a wee bit stoned. which obviously helped! and my wife knew nothing about the weed.
they repacked the car and apologised for inconveniencing us.

no funnies, no giggles, all was cool.
i'm just glad they left the dog in the van!
or it could have all gone a bit wrong...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 10 Oct 2009, 0:36, Reply)