String? HA!
This is the future, string is yesterdays cat toy, Layzorz is where it's at. Just ask any of todays hip young felines..

Will a piece of string resemble a light sabre? No
Will a piece of string impress my mates? No
Will a piece of string point out a star? No
Will a laser be useful as a makeshift lace? No

I rest my case
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 13:16, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

*holds hand*
Come on, lets go and find the person that looks after you.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 13:32, Reply)

*shuffles feet, looks at ground*
OK then..........can we get crisps?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Of course
And you may also have a Dime bar.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Oct 2009, 13:42, Reply)