I could tell you about the tire machine but I simply cannot be bothered

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I insist you do.
It sounds exciting!
( Maladicta, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:35, Reply)

you plug it up to the air hose and it makes a loud woosh sound, this air hose operates the machine
then you press the pedals on the outside to make the claws move to either hold onto or let go of the rim
it has an air hose that will fill the tire
it's really fucking loud and annoying
it's also red
and dirty
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:39, Reply)

*makes notes*
This is all helpful and interesting. Can you make it make amusing squeaking noises?
( Maladicta, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:50, Reply)

amusing? no
annoying? yes
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:54, Reply)

A bit like the sirens that go past my office every day.
Further proof that Trashford is the crime capital of the world...
( Maladicta, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 19:57, Reply)

I frequently have helicopters pass over my house and sirens are frequently heard throughout the day
it's the slow ones you need to worry about really
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:00, Reply)

The police have been driving slowly around my neck of the woods lately.
I want to ask them who they are looking for, but the answer might be "You!"
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:07, Reply)

Chavs.
Always chavs. If you're not remotely chavvy, it's not you.
( Maladicta, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:09, Reply)

I do not look chavy

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:18, Reply)

I bet all the chavs say that

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:20, Reply)

no they say
"what chew lookin at? DICK'ED!" *spitting noises*
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:29, Reply)

And they do that stupid head-bobbing dance
in their cars.
( Maladicta, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:33, Reply)

EVERYONE does that, they just think their's isn't as bad as other's

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:38, Reply)

I prefer stearing wheel drum solos

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:39, Reply)

And headbanging
but stop before you give yourself a nosebleed.
( Maladicta, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:43, Reply)

I can't do that, it gives me a headache

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:47, Reply)

Metal can keep you going through long car jorneys though
Fun fact: The M4 is the most boring motorway ever
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:56, Reply)

unlikely, I'd rather listen to my hair grow than listen to metal

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:59, Reply)

Yes it is.
*hates the M4 because it leads to Wales*
( Maladicta, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 21:01, Reply)

Is iiiiiit?!

( Maladicta, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 20:28, Reply)