Robbie & Whitney...

Will live forever.

Do you know why? because I put them on my Deadpool hit list...IN FUCKING 1999!

People going onto my list is like a daily swig from the holy grail. No bugger dies!*

The amount of times I've had to take people out to dinner become other gits are dropping like flies.

*Actually - come to think of it - I also had Michael Jackson - Woo!

*Starts phoning friends and family*
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Is that to say
that their continued existence is YOUR FAULT?

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 9:59, Reply)

I can't apologise enough...
I put them on my list secretly hoping that they'd collectively 'throw a seven' in the near future and their deaths would lead to happy pre-paid cider & Chinesey times for me.

But my list is like the fountain of eternal life for them.

It gets worse - I've also got Andrea Corr on there. What the Pork-sword swallowing fuck was I thinking?
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:03, Reply)

For the love of all that is good and lovely
do NOT put Pete Doherty, Jeremy Kyle, Chris Moyles, Patrick Kielty or James Corden on that list.

Nor, for that matter... *unfolds list*
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:11, Reply)

*steps in*
I have one or two names I'd like to put forward...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:43, Reply)

"to throw a Seven"
... is slang in Sweden for taking a shit. :o)

Just thought you'd like to know ;o)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:27, Reply)

Who are you stranger?
Don't see you much round these parts anymore. Shame.

Leave the Ikea assembly alone and play with b3ta!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:56, Reply)