There's
a spiders web just next to my gate that has no fewer than three spiders cohabiting on it. Normally spiders don't bother me but one of 'ems a big fucker, somewhat shudder inducing - but I thought maybe the two smaller ones are its bitches. The thought of which made me smile...

Does your snail have bitches? Hmm? Hmmmm?

*EDIT* Oh, I was meant to say why this has been the best day evah for me, not talk about bugs and things. Uh...work has finished, so, um, yay...?
(berk, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 20:35, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

THREE spiders?
That's just excessive...

Have you been tempting them with flies?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 20:38, Reply)

Look, I'll be honest with you...spiders are generally shudder inducing for me anyway. There's about 10 living on our office window.
And no, he doesn't. That's because he's pure and lovely and well...mostly because I don't know where any are without digging around outside and I'm simply too busy right now. Online. AND offline.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 20:38, Reply)

There's
one way to solve the lack of company for your snail - put sparkly glitter on his/her shell and then all the other snails will think he/she is cool and come and want to be his/her friend
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 20:40, Reply)

They'll shun him, I just know it!
*snuggles him to my bosom*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 20:49, Reply)

Not with glitter
and sparkles. And some sort of cool sock to cover his rear end.

Snails love socks.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 20:50, Reply)