Once being the operative word.
And that was with JMG. Then your cock fell off with the shame of it all.

I'm not surprised, frankly. He's a major disappointment to his whole family, you know. We keep him in a cupboard under the stairs, like Harry Potter. The crushing disillusionment of realising that Newcastle United will never be a major force in football again keeps him subdued.

Well, that and the chloroform.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 23:50, Reply)