No nononono NO, Flim Flam, like this
*spins*
*jazz hands*
(breathy) YEAH!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

But...
...no star jumps!? :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:54, Reply)

NAKED STAR JUMPS

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Permission to recall an irrelevant ancedote?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Permission granted

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:05, Reply)

We had a school attendance officer
He wasn't even a teacher. He was supposed to visit occasionally to check attendance. He started taking PE lessons and joining us on school trips. He was a perve and dead touchy-feely. He loved making us do star jumps. Cunt.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Oooooh freaky dude
How do they get these jobs, that's what I want to know! Madness!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Irrelevance FAIL
you mentioned star jumps, therefore it's relevant
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 29 Oct 2009, 16:00, Reply)

No
Spangly jumpsuit stylee star jumps
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 29 Oct 2009, 15:04, Reply)