No shots fired at me
but I had an automatic weapon pointed at me by a policeman when I was in a taxi in Kuala Lumpur, which made my sphincter flex. Horrible bloody things, guns.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:14, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I was once standing at a bus stop when
a car came screeching around the corner with a guy holding a sawn-off shotgun was leaning out the window closely followed by a speeding police car - I stood shocked - this is sleepy Kent!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:15, Reply)

or, to quote Brian Johnson
'me arse was goin' like a rabbit's nose'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Haha
Spot-on.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 13:23, Reply)