Music: The Devil's Gallop
*receives*
*picks up trousers*
*drops them again*
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:00, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Music: Yakkety Sax

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Crikey, now it's a threesome
*splits cock in two with a stanley knife*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:05, Reply)

*warms up frying pan with some garlic*
Well, I haven't eaten yet, and I imagine Monty will want a bite as well now he's here...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:09, Reply)

And yes,
I realise that it's quite a lengthy process to use a clove of garlic to heat up a frying pan.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Rub faster!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Oh yes
I'm a fully paid-up Armin Miewes fanclub member. And that genius Japanese bloke who ate a French student but got let off.


What're we having - COCK AU VIN?

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:15, Reply)

BADUM TISCH!
Actually, I was going to fry it with garlic and serve it with a potato.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Mashed potato?
Bangers and Mash, Bert-style
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:22, Reply)

I'll mash your potato

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Ok, thanks

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:31, Reply)