Did she get it off your Mum?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Nope
Off some fucking African rapist.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:14, Reply)

She ought to consider herself grateful
She could have caught it off Big-Handed Jill, your Mum's girlfriend
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:15, Reply)

She really is HIV positive mate
Would you mind awfully if we changed the subject?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:18, Reply)

No problem
Got any funny stories you'd like to share?

Obviously not involving black rape.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:19, Reply)

It's a living fucking nightmare
Actually I have to say my humour has rather deserted me right now. Sorry
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:23, Reply)

*man hugs*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:27, Reply)

*gets semi on*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:27, Reply)

*gets semillon*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:28, Reply)

My father once caused near hysteria
one Christmas when he told an anecdote about staying in some castle somewhere in Scotland, and the Laird disappeared from the dinner table and 'returned, clutching perhaps the finest Semillon I've ever had'


EDIT 'dusting off perhaps the finest Semillon', it was.

We laughed anyway. He was bemused. Bit like you now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:33, Reply)