Those cunts deserve everything they get
I had a subscription with LA Fitness which I took out knowing I'd be leaving the country within a year. I confirmed with the manager at the time --with a mate as witness-- that this would be fine and no cancellation fee would be incurred, as it was a subsidised work subscription.

Cancellation time came, they applied their fees (100 quid, cunts) and I was left with the excuse:

"Yeah, sorry, he was a bit of a lying cunt of a manager, which is why he was sacked six months ago"

I was sorely tempted to let it go to a debt collection agency as I doubt they have a branch in Tokyo, but I prefer to leave no loose ends behind. They'll go out of business soon, the arrogant shitrags.
( chart cat has an itch, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 5:37, Reply)