Dude
spEak You're bRanes is funny as fuck.

You should really let it go, just because someone else on here thinks that your mate Spanky's QOTW material is abject shite and lists the very worst of his egocentric fantasising, doesn't mean you have to wade in as a proud defender of the truth.

You're the only person that cares.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:59, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

pwnt

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 17:10, Reply)

fo srs

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:27, Reply)

Just because someone on here
thinks your mate's archive is misguided shite and lists the very worst of his egocentric judgement, doesn't mean you and the /talk militia have to wade in as proud defenders either.

You're not the only person that cares, which makes it even funnier.
( chart cat has an itch, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 4:02, Reply)

I hate to break it to you darling
but that poster there isn't from /talk. They read QOTW.

Please remember to read profiles before casting judgement, it stops you looking like a tit.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:58, Reply)

Oh dear
I didn't accuse him of the heinous crime of being from /talk.

Read it again love. As you say, it would have stopped you from "looking like a tit".
( chart cat has an itch, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:49, Reply)

Pfft.
Nice ninja edit there.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 18:02, Reply)

Oh FFS
You didn't read it properly. Man up and back down, it's okay to be wrong sometimes. I don't need to do ninja edits, I just read things, formulate a response and write an airtight reply. It's much more efficient.

Go me.
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 2:26, Reply)

/talk militia? My mate?
I've never shown any mateyness to the Badger/ Banshee, what are you talking about? He's got just as much right to have a fail list as you do to throw your weight around in defence of your mate Spanky.

And I have never posted on /talk, I'm a confirmed QOTWer, just another one that thinks Spanky is shit.

What's your problem dude?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)

*double sigh*
As I said above, I never said *you* were from /talk. Christ, can't any of you cunts read?

It's satire. What I did was to take your reply, change a few words and use it against you. It's a classic comedy device. I'm not claiming any of the facts I made are any truer than the source material I borrowed. You've no idea if me and Spanky are mates or not either, but you don't see me whining about that trivial detail.
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 2:25, Reply)

I'm very familiar with satire
And re. my use of the word 'mates', I''m pretty sure you, Pooflake and Spanky are self-congratulatory 'mates' with your QOTW replies. That's what I meant.

Militia! Come join me! Today we march on QOTW!

Chortle.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 8:40, Reply)

I got a mention!...

Woo!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:45, Reply)