Best sticking to the
Gran Reserva Drain Cleaner, i always find it a lot easier to keep down.

Sorry to hear about your insane ex...can't you hound her back, with the law at your side?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 9:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm going to the filth tonight
I've had 9 texts already today - it's just too much.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 9:47, Reply)

seriously?
it must be pretty brutal for you to go down that route. Can you illuminate us as to why she is busting your balls? Does she have a case, albiet flimsy, or is just the product of a deranged individual?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 9:53, Reply)

On Saturday
I received upwards of ten paragraph-long texts abusing me, demanding money, calling me a cunt etc.

She cannot get over the fact that I can't be in a relationship with her because she's a bunny-boiling, shredder-searching nutjob. Ironically she's responded to this by being a bunny-boiling, shredder-searching nutjob.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 9:56, Reply)

mate, you have my upmost sympathies
i had a brush with female insanity as well..from a standing start to frothing at the mouth insane within the space of 20 seconds....the crime? putting a damp kitchen cloth on a on the windowsill beside the sink/drainer. Her modus operandi was that the wetness would soak through the gloss paint and ruin the wood underneath.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 10:02, Reply)

Great, innit?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 10:03, Reply)

It would be great
if you were a student of psychiatry and needed a candidate to study for your dissertation on, 'Why are woman unhinged and insane'

On a lighter note, i was walking for the train earlier and i saw a fiver in a puddle...however the puddle was behind a big fence and there was no way i could get to it. then the daft bint in the shop gave me a tenners change from a fiver..So someone up there really wanted me to have an extra fiver today.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 10:16, Reply)

Now THAT'S excellent
This was precisely the kind of thing I was looking for this morning
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Yes it was cool
the stupid bint had to use a calculator to work out what 2 x £1.40 was, even then she said 'That's £1.80 please', changed her mind, said it was £2.80, then gave me the fiver I had just given her and an extra £2.20 Proof positive that all woman are insane...Some more than others.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 10:32, Reply)