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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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For a fatty, or former fatty
you don't like very many fatty foods, do you? Fatty.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
I didn't really eat many when I was a fatty to be honest
I think it was quantity that was the trouble, my mum dished up large portions. (fnarr)

it was that and vast quantities of booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:09, Reply)
Ah, yes
Booze. Probably the reason I'm so thin, I hardly ever drink so my metabolism has remained quite high
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:11, Reply)
I don't drink much these days
I think that is why it's been easy to lose weight because I haven't changed my diet much and I'm not all that much more active.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:13, Reply)
It's an easy compromise to make
I'd rather be fat and boozy though
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:14, Reply)
I smoke a lot of pot
instead of drinking booze

although I do still like booze and need to drink more of it now and then
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:16, Reply)
I need more vices
so far I've only got pizza and cake and fisting schoolboys

I might have to take up drinking and smoking weed again, but seriously this time
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)
you've got to be committed to it
otherwise it's not worth it.

all or nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:22, Reply)
But if I have a few drinks in the evening
the little 'un wakes up the next day, sees the empty cans by the bin and shouts 'OH MY GOD, DADDY'S DRUNK'
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:23, Reply)
Hahahaha
Brilliant!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:25, Reply)
another reason why I'm not having kids

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:28, Reply)
Apart from your impotence
and seedless loins?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:29, Reply)
yes
and not wanting them

and that court order
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)

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