Talentless Simian Faced Twat Batters Wife
www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/nov/03/ian-brown-arrested-alleged-assault

I am a bit surprised to read that he is 46, that's old for a chimp.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:53, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That's the same thing
my brother got done for. Why do these fuckwits think it's ok to hit people, let alone women?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Simple answer
It's because if he started on a bloke he'd get his simian arse kicked!

I find most blokes with this attitude and tendency to smack the fairer of the species aren't real men - just gobby cunts who back down as sooon as someone there own size fights back. on the flip side, sadly a lot of women seem to accept it and go back for more as "he promised he wouldn't do it again."
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:03, Reply)

This^
Some women are extremely stupid
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:26, Reply)

Are women people?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Oops, my mistake
They're meatbags with fuckholes
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Meatholes, fuckbags?
Does it matter what hole it goes in?

Seriously though, i love women, particularly the ones under my floorboards, at least THEY won't leave me.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:30, Reply)

All their holes
are fuckholes
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:31, Reply)

earholes?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:34, Reply)

My cock's small enough to do nostrils, earholes
and even pores
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:35, Reply)

Also this:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4900538.stm

Chimps live for quite a long time.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:07, Reply)

shit
that means he may have a fair few albums left in him then.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:12, Reply)

Probably
I'v only heard one of his songs and that was on an NME compilation many, many years ago. It was shit.

I don't really rate Stone Roses either.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:15, Reply)

^This for all music made by lanky mancunian/liverpudlian twats

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Well perhaps she should have done the washing-up a bit quicker
sorry
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:15, Reply)

or not burnt his chips.

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:16, Reply)

or peeled his banana a bit quicker



oo-er
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:19, Reply)

HAHA!!!
Maybe she wouldn't touch his bananananananana and that sent him into a monkeyrage.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Bananadrama
"He Bangs the Mum (right in the chops)"
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 16:28, Reply)