She hasn't got a photo in her profile,
she's basically dead to me.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:35, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What, who, me?
I do. It's just not of my ugly face.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:36, Reply)

You're not going to get much attention talking like that.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:39, Reply)

I'm not an attentionwhore.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:40, Reply)

That's what an attentionwhore would say.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Hmm, you have a point.
But honestly, why would I whore myself out in this setting? I think everyone's reasonably intelligent and has got over the "OMG girl on the internet" thing :P
And also, Edmund is the anti-pander, and has put me off even thinking of asking for panderation.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Everyone likes a bit of attention now and again.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Maybe I'm using reverse psychology
and CAN'T BELIEVE someone is TALKING to me on the INTERNETS!

Or not.
Or maybe I'm just really bored.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)

lap it up I'll put you on ignore in a minute.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:05, Reply)

You're so harsh

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:12, Reply)

I know, what did I ever do to him?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:14, Reply)

So far you've used 'lol'
and a few too many of these '!?!', maybe that's it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Ah.
I apologise for these appalling typographical faux-pas.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:18, Reply)

We're a whole different class of internet

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I'm not over it
*wiggly brows*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:54, Reply)

You're not over GIRLS, Bertie.
You probably have a crush on PsychoChomp.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:58, Reply)

I have a crush on everyone
It pays not to be fussy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:00, Reply)

:(
Rather, that's how I should be. I'm too fussy for my own good.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Alcohol will solve that problem

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:11, Reply)

chevron

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:46, Reply)

I don't have a profile pic either
Don't you love me?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:41, Reply)

YOU don't have a picture at all either!
I have a picture of myself. It's my arm. But it's still a picture. And I've had ones of my face too. You're just a blank canvas.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:46, Reply)

But I've been to bashes
so everyone knows what a lug-eared fugly cucker I am
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:52, Reply)

Speaking of bashes
I'm going to the bash tonight.

My second ^_^
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Lucky you
tell Enzyme I said 'wooga-wooga wooga, oi oi oi' and punch him in the tits from me. He'll know what it means.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:55, Reply)

I discovered someone on my course is a b3tan
- and a links whore - so I informed him of the THREATS made against our pet Professor.

He lol'd.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:57, Reply)

*forehead slap*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:03, Reply)