It's my natural condition
Rude people, thick people, all the other people...imbeciles dog my every step, it seems, conspiring to wind me up. Just today I had someone ask me 'this product on your website that says you have to buy the doors separately - do the doors come with it? And what is the price for 8?'

8 x the price you're staring right at, you Dutch cretin.

Good luck with your move, by the way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 15:50, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

cunts
this bloke today even struggled to get out of the door I told him "you have to pull it" he replied "OH P-U-S-H PULL," and stumbled out the door. Apparently he mistakenly read the "mastercard, visa, discover" sticker as one that said "Push"

thanks, by the way :)
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 16:03, Reply)