you need a hayes manual.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:40, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You said that you could sort my problems out.
You're not doing very well are you?

Hayes is a garden centre. Do I, perhaps, need a Haynes manual to redress your inadequacies?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:46, Reply)

Quick correct my typo!
you should have put it in caps to make it more impressive.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:50, Reply)

I can more than adequately state my capabilities
In an appropriate typeface, thank you.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:56, Reply)

yes, and even though your use of superflous syllables may impress some, it doesn't impress me.
you smug cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:58, Reply)

Not smug.
I know what I am, what I've done and where I am in life.

It's possible that I might get on with you if I met you but I'm not about to waste any time trying to find out because I think we both know the answer.

I DON'T know what you are, what you've done or where you are in life and I don't give a flying fuck, frankly.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:13, Reply)

Oh. He's gone.
Oh well.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:42, Reply)