all together now
"Surprise, surprise, the unexpected gouges out your eyes
The unpredictable, that's the surprise you see, surprise! surprise!"

You would have to have no eyes to ever think that Cilla Black was attractive, she has ALWAYS been a minger. In fact i find her quite offensive, thank fuck she no longer appears on the telly
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:01, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My mother once said
'Oh, all the boys used to fancy Cilla Black'


This was met with derision and disbelief in equal measures. What the FUCK were they drinking?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Meths, with a petrol chaser

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:20, Reply)

I still see her on adverts for insurance.
She makes my whole family suffer a case of mass-Tourette's.
She has terrifying cheeks.
She was the "Cavern bike" an "everyone had her" according to lots of my friends' dads. Maybe they just say 'everyone was doing it' in order to excuse their own behaviour. Ew.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Kind of like Nazism.


Only less forgivable.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:37, Reply)

at least the Nazis looked good



disclaimer: I do not endorse Nazism
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Hiya Bryan!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Don't get me started on THAT wanker
as his even-worse offspring.

Jumped-up fucking Geordie fucking miners.


Oooh! I went to art school! I've got an oboe solo in my debut single! I have an 'interesting' squint! I'm a Nazi!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:58, Reply)

He's a wanker but I like a few of his tunes.
Love is the Drug is cool.
Well it makes me feel cool when I listen to it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:06, Reply)

They did indeed
As a militaria fan I can categorically state that their uniform and equipment design was unequalled. Much like their polar opposites, the Italians, whose gear was without exception shite.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 10:57, Reply)

'Ere
I've got this lovely little satchel-type army bag, with little compartments inside.
It has two little metal studs on top (looks like something could have been attached to them) and inside it has all serial numbers.
Then in bigger letters it says Möller JV/66 or TV/66 or IV/66. I can't see it properly. The old man who gave it to me said it was German army, and that it was a bag for a disassembled gun of some sort.
I couldn't ask him any more because he died the following week. I'm not kidding!

Can you shed any light?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Sounds smart
Can you photograph it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:10, Reply)

It's not a vampire, Monty.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:14, Reply)

HOW CAN YOU BE SURE?
Have you read the Twilight books?

WELL HAVE YOU????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:19, Reply)

If it hasn't got lift-up flaps I'm not interested.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Do you want my mum's phone number?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:32, Reply)

it has one big lift-up flap

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:40, Reply)

I'll take a pic when I get home tonight
It's gorgeous.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 11:39, Reply)