Mostly.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:45, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's Hanson.
Clear as day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:48, Reply)

Fuck fuck fuck
I hate you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:49, Reply)

Excellent

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:51, Reply)

*kisses*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:51, Reply)

*sings Hanson*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)

Mmmmmf!
*crosses legs*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:59, Reply)

You know what?
You're alright
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:48, Reply)

Thanks.
*is validated*

You're not too bad yourself.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Stop chatting me up
you terrible internet reverse-paedophile
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Can I chat you down instead?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)

as long as it's not from a bridge.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:56, Reply)

not
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:58, Reply)

Yes please
that feels like love to me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:58, Reply)

Your place or mine?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Crikey, you're a bit forward
I'm going to get my girlfriend to hold you down, while my mum suffocates you to death with her hefty vadge
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:04, Reply)

While you watch and wank., and swear you aren't filming it.
No thanks, I've heard that one before.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:07, Reply)

You know me so well

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:11, Reply)

She's good ^
She's going to make mincemeat of you
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Let's hope so

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 16:58, Reply)

D'aww, shucks
*blushes*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:05, Reply)

Are you being coquettish?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Since I had to look that word up,
I'm gonna go with no.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:08, Reply)

I could have sworn you were
Bert will be very sad if you're not.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:10, Reply)

She's not coquettish
she's downright slutty.

Which is far better
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:12, Reply)

I wonder how she'll take that comment

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Like the cock-gobbling mega-wannet she is
presumably
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:17, Reply)

I took it as a compliment.
So I suppose, yes. That's exactly how I took it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Seriously
you're great, you're starting to grow on me Applebite, like a malignant tumour, or gangrenous wart
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:20, Reply)

And I'm just as hard to get rid of.
Same here actually, I thought you were a right twat at first, but now I quite like you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:25, Reply)

I think I was a bit scared of him at first
Now I have no idea why
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:26, Reply)

Awwww....!
These are the two sweetest comments about me I've ever read, thank you!

I have no idea why anyone would be scared of me, but I can see why you'd think I was a twat. I am a twat.

EDIT in fact, I'm clicking you both for it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:28, Reply)

This is true,
But you're an amusing twat.

Ta! Clicking where?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:29, Reply)

I love twats me
I thought you were a mental but you've just got a big twatty gob : D
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)