Just watched Terminator Salvation
thoroughly enjoyable. I highly recommend it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:12, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I just watched the first 10 minutes of Sliding doors
I now know the reason why people seem to think it's ok to launch themselves at tube doors when they're closing, in order to save themselves 1-2 minutes, rather than wait on the platform for the next train. Gwyneth CUNTING Paltrow.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:19, Reply)

haha
There need to be big signs on the platform saying "Waiting for the next train will not make you miss the man/woman of your dreams"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:22, Reply)

But shoving yourself into someone's armpit will make you a massive tool

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:24, Reply)

I always think
that Gwyneth Paltrow looks sort of like a blonde meerkat.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:23, Reply)

I can't stand the bitch
especially as she married that fuck-nugget.

She does look kind of tasty in Iron Man though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:24, Reply)

Yeah theres a long list of
hollywood 'a-listers' to hate.

Sandra Bullock
Tom Cruise
Vin Diesel
Nicholas "I'm an actor honest" Cage

But most of all, the single worst one of the lot, Julia motherfuckingshittingcuntingpissing Roberts
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:25, Reply)

I don't mind Nic Cage
He's a full on mental, but still...

CON AIR
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:26, Reply)

Yes, Beckyletters,
but the remake of the Wickerman?

I had to drink bleach after watching it...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:28, Reply)

But that means that you thought the original was worthy of merit.
FAIL.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Sometimes
just sometimes, you can look at a pile of crap and recognise it as a pile of crap.

Even if the original hadn't been made, the Cage version would still be utter shite.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:34, Reply)

Why watch it then?
That's 102 minutes of your life that you're never getting back. At least Sliding doors was only 10 minutes.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:36, Reply)

A friend of mine insisted
He's kind of obsessed with watching films - he gets through 1 or 2 a night most nights. I had nothing better to do, so I thought why not? I do like crap films, but I don't like Nick Cage. Hence the problems re that film.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:39, Reply)

I've not seen the film, but this is great:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:29, Reply)

I rest my goddamned case...

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:30, Reply)

OH GOB THE BEES

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:31, Reply)

I watched it with a friend
We had to drink to get through it.

Then again we also had to drink, heavily and consistently, to get through The Hottie and the Nottie
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:33, Reply)

I've not seen that.
I've not watched a film, dreadful or otherwise, in AGES.

Apart from Get Over It, ad that was only half watching.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:40, Reply)

Nicholas Cage played the lead in the best movie ever made though.
not one of the best, THE best.

not con air
( Peej, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 8:53, Reply)

Who did she marry?
I'm so out of date on celeb gossip. I didn't mind her in Iron man, I think it's the only film of hers that I've seen where I haven't wanted to destroy things after 5 minutes of hearing her speak.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:25, Reply)

Chris Martin
That one that there from that band Coldplay.

They have a child called Apple.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:27, Reply)

Falls over
Oh dear god that really is despicable. This morning at work we were giving odds on how long it would take for me to smash the DAB radio because the playlist was so wanky.
John Lennon - Imagine
Bono - One
Coldplay - dunno, they all sound the same.

Granted it was just after the minute's silence, but that just made their choices even more wanktastic.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:30, Reply)

I hate Coldplay.
I really REALLY hate them.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:32, Reply)

The soppy one
from Coldplay?

I think.

Didn't they have a daughter they called apple? Either thats an extreme case of corporate sponsorship, or they're fucking loons.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:27, Reply)

We had simultanious mindpiss.
In two posts :)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:29, Reply)

We did
this is an amazing film.

Almost Nick Cage like...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:32, Reply)

Ha!
I have a sticky note on my dashboard that says:

"Enjoy life. You might be dead tomorrow. www.youtube.com/watch?v=I16_8l0yS-g "

I'm cool.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:36, Reply)

That
is an amazing scene.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:40, Reply)

Have you seen the whole film?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:40, Reply)

Yes
It is... interesting...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:41, Reply)

*makes notes not watch terminator salvation*
Your recommendations are terrible, Vipros. Absolutely bloody terrible.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:33, Reply)

J'agree
Its a fucking abomination of a film. I fucking love the "Terminator Franchise" and someone - snigger - should send a terminator right? back in time to.. guess what??! Yeah! Stop this fucking film.

Seriously though, V, it was shit.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:46, Reply)

it was a load better than Terminator 3

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 9:13, Reply)