I don't mind Nic Cage
He's a full on mental, but still...

CON AIR
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yes, Beckyletters,
but the remake of the Wickerman?

I had to drink bleach after watching it...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:28, Reply)

But that means that you thought the original was worthy of merit.
FAIL.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Sometimes
just sometimes, you can look at a pile of crap and recognise it as a pile of crap.

Even if the original hadn't been made, the Cage version would still be utter shite.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:34, Reply)

Why watch it then?
That's 102 minutes of your life that you're never getting back. At least Sliding doors was only 10 minutes.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:36, Reply)

A friend of mine insisted
He's kind of obsessed with watching films - he gets through 1 or 2 a night most nights. I had nothing better to do, so I thought why not? I do like crap films, but I don't like Nick Cage. Hence the problems re that film.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:39, Reply)

I've not seen the film, but this is great:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:29, Reply)

I rest my goddamned case...

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:30, Reply)

OH GOB THE BEES

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:31, Reply)

I watched it with a friend
We had to drink to get through it.

Then again we also had to drink, heavily and consistently, to get through The Hottie and the Nottie
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:33, Reply)

I've not seen that.
I've not watched a film, dreadful or otherwise, in AGES.

Apart from Get Over It, ad that was only half watching.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 22:40, Reply)