9?
I'm 29!! And am still laughing now. Now I'm laughing even more after your story. I'm beginning to warm to the French, they may indeed have a sense of humour.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I think there was a man called Bastard or something
Which makes it all the funnier
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:50, Reply)

Vive le bastard

(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:51, Reply)

Mais oui
Alors, je ne suis pas forte en francais. J'ai un faim de loup et je porte un chapeau melon.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:52, Reply)

I don't actually have the foggiest idea about French
but I reckon you just said something about a melon hat. If that's it, enjoy it my dear, I must departuré or something similar. xx
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 20:55, Reply)

I said:
I'm not very good at french. I'm very hungry and am wearing a bowler hat.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 21:05, Reply)

Emergency vocabulary for Brits in France.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 21:16, Reply)

tu fais partie des rosbifs
et tu peux payer ta dejeuner, n-importe ce que puisse faire ton chapeau de merde, putain de saloppe.

va t'en et nique ta mere.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 21:38, Reply)