This dude doesn't want to pay his bill,
so he draws a crap picture of a spider, values it at the amount of money he owes, then when told it's not valid payment asks for it back. Then he complains that the spider has only 7 legs and he wouldn't have drawn an inaccurate one, so it's not his spider. He adds another leg to it and sends it back, then when told off again apologises, asks for it to be sent back and agrees to pay in full.

His Out of Office is this:

Subject: Automated Out of Office Response

Thankyou for contacting me. I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.

Regards, David.
( Maladicta, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:17, Reply)