Whenever my nana says "Sweety's been on the phone"
or "Wonder what Darling will say about that..." everybody cracks up because what she means is "TROUBLE, STRIFE AND MURDER!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:29, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

do you say "nan-uh" or "nah-nah" ?
I like "nan-uh". I wish I had been taught "nan-uh" but I wasn't, I was taught "gram-aw"
I also know a girl that says "nah-nah" and she's a dirty slut whore.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:35, Reply)

I'm from Liverpool
so it sounds more like 'nanner' or 'nanneh'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:37, Reply)

well that's way better than "nah-nah"
I approve of this usage of Nana.

tell me more about your crazy Sweety.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Seriously, I was gonna give her a mention in 'family feuds' but there are too many tales.
She went through a phase of following me around when she was drunk, or coming into the pub I work in and having a fight with her fella.

I once saw her have such a tantrum that it looked like an exorcism. That was the night she threatened to cut off her tongue.

She asks the most outrageous things as though they're normal, like "Mother, I'm worried about my dad travelling alone. Does one of his walking sticks have a sword in it by any chance?"

She hates me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:48, Reply)

that's awesome but it also quite sucks that she hates you
what was she going to do with her tongue after she cut it off?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Throw it on the fire I think...
Nana and my uncle got the knife off her and shook her up until she stopped writhing. We all laugh about it, even her.
She hates me because she was the baby until I came along. She was 6 when I was born. "I'm the fucking baby!!" she said when I was 13. Baby Jane Hudson, anybody?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 15:03, Reply)