I have been to two free bars in my life
First was at a uni do and they had lots of wine for everyone and only about 20 people turned up and we all got drunk and good times were had.

Second was at a wedding.

The love of my life at 17 dumped me, I was distraught. But her aunt had invited me to her wedding and I thought it rude not to go. Especially as I had only been split a few days and thought a wedding with her in attendance would cause some kind of reconciliation. When I saw her kiss someone else I did what every normal heartbroken 17 year old would. I went to the bar and ordered three shots and a pint. Knocked them back and continued to down the Sambucas to every pint of Guinness. I was also getting the 14 year old ushers pints too. I didn't last long and was found puking in the toilets by the usher who took me outside and put me in a flowerbed. My ex's dad (who is awesome) found me and drove me back to his place and put me in his daughters bed and made her sleep on the sofa when she got home. When told of my antics I had done a chevy chase tequila and thrown it over my shoulder on to the bride. Told the brides very Catholic mother that only a retard would think condoms were a bad idea. I had taken the disposable cameras off most of the tables and taken them into the toilets (need I go further?) and gotten two 14 year old boys in to a lot of trouble with their parents.

Fuck it I thought, I'm never going to see any of them again. 11 years on and I think I'm still in love with the girl but haven't seen any of them since.
( Peej, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:14, Reply)