My workplace is an explosion of babies at the moment
The ones who are too old for babies are becoming grandparents.
It's a proper actual explosion.
This recession is making everyone have sex without contraception.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 16:52, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

We're going through another baby boom.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 16:53, Reply)

One of them made me godmother
But I think she's regretting it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 16:57, Reply)

God Mother
Does this mean we have to treat you with respect?

Are you from Sicily?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:13, Reply)

My Grandpa is vaguely italian
With one of those eye-tie surnames and everything.
So maybe I do deserve some respect, yes. Kiss my ring.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:15, Reply)

An offer I can't refuse?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Thasss riiiight

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)

Thank you God mother
I have this problem I know you can help me with.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:27, Reply)

tell me what it is
Why you should come ta me on my dorder's weddin day
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:28, Reply)

I run the numbers on the East Side
and these people are musseling in and being shellfish.

They don't know their plaice.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:33, Reply)

*bawks*
Take it elsewhere. I only like wetting my beak.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:34, Reply)

But I want you to make them sleep with the fishes
Sorry Godmother
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:38, Reply)

Aw shurrup about seafood
I omly like cod and that. I can't go any further.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:40, Reply)

I win
*forgets to be humble anymore*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:43, Reply)

just eff off right
I can't stop thinking about prawns now
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:44, Reply)

Tonight in the pub
Order a prawn cocktail.

*swings watch*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:46, Reply)

Today I got proof that karma is severe
in dealing with people who upset the GodRoota.
You could check this on the BBC News website.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:48, Reply)

Good night
I'm off home in a few minutes
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:52, Reply)